willgrahammys: Can there be a Time Lord that goes by the name The Dude and he’s just this surfer dude with long blonde hair and he says ‘radical’ a lot and his TARDIS is a surfboard
hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
kriemhild-gretchen: it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink
Please someone get me all this Tardis shit I don't...
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
aymmicurls: farbenfrei: thedepp: press z + c together on your keyboard do it W HA T WHEN HOW
dumpsterfetus: trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
in-castiel-we-trust: pinkies-wednesday: Am I the only one laughing at these pictures Because it’s Tom Hiddleston holding a hawk.. and like All I’m picturing is this Good to know I’m not the only one.
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astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn